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Endo Rockstar
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Postby Endo Rockstar » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:17 pm

At the Boar:

Drunk guy: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Me: Yup.
Drunk guy: Do you really think each cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off your life?
Me: Yeah.
Drunk guy: How do you know?
Me: Cause it takes me about 7 minutes to smoke one.
Drunk guy: Oh.

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