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Postby Bwis53 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:11 am

Lady walking down, S. Hancock, on cell phone this morning,"Well, you could date yourself..."

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Postby narcoleptish » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:33 pm

Walking past a group of people in the park once, I overheard a young woman asking a big bald guy, in a very innocent voice, "why do they call you donkey?"

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Postby blunt » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:08 am

narcoleptish wrote:Walking past a group of people in the park once, I overheard a young woman asking a big bald guy, in a very innocent voice, "why do they call you donkey?"


The bald guy was me.
I kicked her in the head.

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Postby gargantua » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:40 pm

At the Elver Park fireworks:

"I like the pretty ones!"

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Postby Maxine » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:56 pm

Overheard a friend speaking in tounges at a prayer meeting, "BLIIIILLDDLEEEED LDDLLAAAAALLLLOOOOODDLD FAJDOOOS FLAAAADKEEEEJ FIIJSDJYYYFDOOOOLSS".

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Postby Paco » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:07 pm

one young woman talking to another on State....
"Yea, it just won't work out. He's so boring and it's too bad, because he, like, has a really good job too."

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Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:18 pm

young dude obviously trying to impress young babe on first date at Perkins, describing bread bowl salads: "It's a salad, but the bowl is made out of bread, and you can eat it."

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Postby Hank_Venison » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:04 am

Maxine wrote:Overheard a friend speaking in tounges at a prayer meeting, "BLIIIILLDDLEEEED LDDLLAAAAALLLLOOOOODDLD FAJDOOOS FLAAAADKEEEEJ FIIJSDJYYYFDOOOOLSS".


When someone is speaking in tongues, doesn't that meran they are possessed by the devil?

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Postby TheBookPolice » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:06 am

Hank_Venison wrote:
Maxine wrote:Overheard a friend speaking in tounges at a prayer meeting, "BLIIIILLDDLEEEED LDDLLAAAAALLLLOOOOODDLD FAJDOOOS FLAAAADKEEEEJ FIIJSDJYYYFDOOOOLSS".


When someone is speaking in tongues, doesn't that meran they are possessed by the devil?


Short answer: no.

Long answer: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Postby Ducatista » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:06 pm

Walking up State Street the other evening, one new student addressing another:

"Ashlee, er, Destiny..."


Heh. We 80s veterans may've indulged in bad hair and lots of teal, but at least we weren't named Destiny.

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Postby fennel » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:41 pm

Ducatista wrote:Heh. We 80s veterans may've indulged in bad hair and lots of teal, but at least we weren't named Destiny.


In the 80s it was "Heather, meet Heather!"

Plus ça change ...

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Postby Bwis53 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:49 pm

Ducatista wrote:Walking up State Street the other evening, one new student addressing another:

"Ashlee, er, Destiny..."


Heh. We 80s veterans may've indulged in bad hair and lots of teal, but at least we weren't named Destiny.


"You are my density!"

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Postby nevermore » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:53 pm

Ducatista wrote:Walking up State Street the other evening, one new student addressing another:

"Ashlee, er, Destiny..."


Heh. We 80s veterans may've indulged in bad hair and lots of teal, but at least we weren't named Destiny.

No. You just named your children that.

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Postby Ducatista » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:33 pm

Ha! But nope. Big shoulder pads, big earrings, big fans of birth control.

I think the acid-washers did most of the breeding.

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Postby blunt » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:54 pm

DRUNK GUY #1 (as friend lights up):
"Hey, smoking will kill you!"

DRUNK GUY #2:
"Yeah, but not now. Later."


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