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Re: Oxymoron corral

Postby magic moose » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:59 pm

smokin' the dummy wrote:vacation bible school


Heard at vacation bible school:

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Postby Oprah » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:45 pm

Though worth more, dimes are smaller than pennies and nickels. Crazy!

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Harriet The Spy wrote:Athletic Scholarship

Creation Science

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Nice! You get extra credit.

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Ed Breakfast wrote:Utah Jazz


Oh, I can play this one.

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Postby bobhemauer » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:02 pm

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Postby Oprah » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:05 pm

Had a biopsy done. The pathologist reported that the sample was unremarkable, which is a remark on the sample, making the sample remarkable.

Though not an oxymoron, I thought I'd share because I found it interesting (use of the word unremarkable, that is, not the biopsy, though I am relieved that I don't have cancer, but that's really of no interest to you, is it now? And you probably think the anecdote is mundane as well. And in reading it over it is. It is a quite an unremarkable anecdote. But I'm going to post it anyway. My apologies.)

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Postby magic moose » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:09 pm

Remarkable post nonetheless. Glad your visit wasn't.

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Postby cxl01 » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:09 am

Michael Patrick wrote:Military intelligence.


magic moose wrote:Jumbo Shrimp


George Carlin used these in his old act on this topic. He would also add the word "inflammable" to the list, saying "it either flamms or it doesn't".

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