Herbert Kornfeld, 1973-2007. RIP

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Herbert Kornfeld, 1973-2007. RIP

Postby hi, i'm new here » Thu May 03, 2007 6:49 am

The onion has killed off the H-Dog.

"Though autopsy results are still pending, we believe the victim suffered fatal head trauma after his face was immobilized against the glass of a photocopier and repeatedly struck with the machine's cover."


This is a sad day. Tha A/R crew has lost one of its best.

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Postby Michael Patrick » Thu May 03, 2007 7:30 am

I sure hope they send him off in style, yo!

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Postby Suoiragerg » Thu May 03, 2007 8:24 am

I only read the headline but this is really sad.

He lived life on the edge and at some point I guess you just fall off.

I will miss him.

A/R forever! Peace! And lets get the fuckas that did this.

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Postby Bruno » Thu May 03, 2007 11:43 pm

You know beenthere had something to do with this...

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Postby Igor » Fri May 04, 2007 12:14 am

Gee, I wonder what could have possibly precipitated the sudden elimination of Herbert?

Onion Staff Meeting Agenda for 4/20:

1.) Apparently, nerdy white guys using word "ho" no longer funny.

New Business:

2.) Should we help save the planet and just print the headlines of our articles?
3.) Sex columnist running out if interesting kinks to write about - can we develop some new ones?
4.) Bringing back the "Campus Police Blotter" feature.

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Postby acereraser » Fri May 04, 2007 5:13 pm

I was pleased that he got one last column in before those ol' dice came up snakeeyez. He was my favorite columnist, because he kept it real.

Has anyone seen Jim Anchower lately? Ahm afeerd.

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Postby mrak » Fri May 04, 2007 5:38 pm

Far too young.

Why, oh why couldn't it have been Jean Teasdale?

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Postby madkitkat » Fri May 04, 2007 10:30 pm

Yeah, why not Teasdale? She was a one trick pony.

So sad. I'm pouring some Bud Lite on the ground for my homie.


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