Bathroom reading material

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Postby DedeTate » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:31 pm

I'm not really a bathroom reader, but I recently came across an advance copy of this: ... 787&sr=1-1
which seems like perfect bathroom reading material. It includes instructions on using urine as invisible ink - definitely something to think about in the can.

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Postby Bruno » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:28 pm

mifflander wrote:
pulseCzar wrote:My couch is still more comfy!

To poop on?


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Postby aaron » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:30 pm

I've never even begun to fathom why anyone would want to hang out in the crapper any longer than they have to, to read or anything else. Personally, I'm in and out of there, pronto. (Hell, if you're gonna read, why not just go ahead and take your breakfast in there with you and do the whole shebang in one fell swoop?)

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Postby lordofthecockrings » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:27 pm

aaron wrote:why not just go ahead and take your breakfast in there with you and do the whole shebang in one fell swoop?

Ick. Eating while you read is disgusting. :wink:

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Postby MPMay » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:32 pm

Bathroom reading material is a necessary but not sufficient condition for use of the bathroom.

I have only two kinds: first, outdated editions of Esquire magazine that I wasn't able to read before my bride was ready to toss them out and which I saved to peruse in the shitter, and, second, "Disco Nixon," the only known trivia book for the 70's, which I consider a personal gold mine. ("With Over 1,000 Mind-Blowing Questions!")

As far as I know, my sister and I are the only two people with a copy of "Disco Nixon," and we are darn proud of it.

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