Ned Flanders wrote:I apologize for disrupting this thread, folks, but I've been going through a bit of a rough time. I recently caught my wife in bed with Keith Ellison, and you all know how I feel about Muslims. To make matter worse, my strict religious beliefs preclude me from divorcing the adulterous wench. Now I have to deal with that dirty shoe bomber coming over to my house every day to pleasure the wife. My kids have started calling him Uncle Keith. I feel as lost and hopeless as Ted Kennedy during Prohibition. I can no longer perform my husbandly duties, as I now have Keith's member floating through my head, along with Klinton's penis. Have you ever tried to pleasure a woman with multiple penises running through your head? Yeah, I didn't think so. Sweet Baby Jesus, the holidays are going to be really awkward. I think I'll be forced to lock myself in the basement and play Caddyshack on a continuous loop. At least Judge Smails won't betray me.