Kalahari Splash Zone unveiled at Miller Park

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Kalahari Splash Zone unveiled at Miller Park

Postby suburban-moron » Thu May 21, 2009 2:59 pm


WTF? A SPLASH ZONE? This is beyond lame...

Bernie and the slide at Miller park, so, OK, I guess I can understand the logic, he's a mascot, he appeals to kids, we want less emphasis on alcohol, let's just keep the slide, sans the mug....

WRONG! My god, any kid that goes to a game will see far more references to alcohol in the parking lot while tailgating. Now they have to make him completely irrelevant by whoring poor Bernie out to some corporate water park?

C'mon the team is called The BREWER'S, and they play at MILLER (Beer) Park at least pay some kind of homage and respect to the name and the intended history.

Bring back the slide and beer stein! Other wise just have Bernie jump on a trampoline and shoot t-shirts into the stands...

The old slide and stein are located at Lakefront Brewery, but alas, where you used to be able to slide down as part of the brewery tour, that's been discontinued too, due to "safety issues" (read really drunk people falling off a slide)

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Re: Kalahari Splash Zone unveiled at Miller Park

Postby LLUrbanUnderachiever » Thu May 21, 2009 3:08 pm

Sloppy drunks ruin everything for everyone. Step your game up, people.

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Re: Kalahari Splash Zone unveiled at Miller Park

Postby KidCapitol » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:56 pm

Well at least we got Maynard coming down the zip line before the start of Mallard's home games. And so far so good he ain't landing on some advertised landing pad.
Fuck Miller Park.
The Duck Pond is where it's at.

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