One Knee Equals Two Feet!

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One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby MeLurkyLongTime » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:23 pm

Madden retires! I have to say I will really miss the guy even though he was a little too much in love with Favre.
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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby boston_jeff » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:00 pm

Surprised at all the hate directed towards him. For all his faults, he was actually interesting to listen to. Unlike say Joe Morgan or Tim McCarver.

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:28 pm

That both [Joe Morgan and Tim McCarver] and [John Madden] are terrible to listen to are not mutually exclusive concepts.

Madden became unlistenable. Al Michaels is getting there.

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby MeLurkyLongTime » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:31 pm

I always thought Madden was fun to listen to, he tried to explain plays and even when he said weird crap at least it was funny. Besides now who is gonna serve the turducken?

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby chance » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:42 pm

MeLurkyLongTime wrote:...Besides now who is gonna serve the turducken?
I could never get past the first four letters of that particular dish.
Turd. Uck.

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby MeLurkyLongTime » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:47 pm

mmmmm Turd... The only thing that would make the turducken more spectacular would be if it was wrapped in bacon.

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:51 pm

If there were only a way... Wrap a duck in bacon, stuff that in a chicken, wrap in bacon, stuff that in a turkey, wrap with bacon. Cook at 350. Garnish with bacon. Bacon.


Madden was hard to listen to. I used to like to turn on the radio and listen to that instead of Madden but then some dumb ass showed a titty at the super bowl and TV got delayed 5 seconds making my Madden Avoidance System obsolete.

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby awestra » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:16 pm

fisticuffs wrote:If there were only a way... Wrap a duck in bacon, stuff that in a chicken, wrap in bacon, stuff that in a turkey, wrap with bacon. Cook at 350. Garnish with bacon. Bacon.


http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby MeLurkyLongTime » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:28 pm

Good God!! I am so glad turbaconducken exists, my life is now complete.
I'm hungry.

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby supaunknown » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:30 pm

Mmm.

I've created a new multi-animal meat-stuffed-meat conglomerate. The details are proprietary, but I'll tell you it starts with a vole and ends with a pilot whale.

Long live Madden. His coaching creds are impressive, and he's funny.


P.S. Y'ever see the SNL that Madden hosted? I tried finding a YouTube clip of it but all that comes up is half-ass impersonator Frank Caliendo.

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:10 pm

supaunknown wrote:it starts with a vole

Land or sky?

Turducken-bong time?

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Re: One Knee Equals Two Feet!

Postby Marvell » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:19 pm

I'm glad that Coach Madden will now finally have the time to pursue his true calling as a Boris Yeltsin impersonator.

BTW - I'm also working on a meat equivalent to one of those Russian dolls. You take a vole, stuff it inside a lemming, and stuff both inside a numbat. Then I shove a stick up their collective asses and dip it in a vat of melted green apple Jolly Ranchers.

I call it a 'lemvolenumbatsicle.' You'll call it delicious!


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