Oh the Irony

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Oh the Irony

Postby fisticuffs » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:14 pm

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/stor ... NHeadlines

So you've got Plax. He has a gun in the waistband of his sweatpants and accidentally shoots himself. Nice. What a total douche right? But Wait. A player on the SAME team the SAME position even gets robbed at gun point outside his home. Who's retarded now?

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Re: Oh the Irony

Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:25 pm

1) Zero irony. None.

2) It's retarded to get robbed at gunpoint now?

3) Who wears sweatpants to a Manhattan club?

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Re: Oh the Irony

Postby fisticuffs » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:27 pm

2) It's retarded to get robbed at gunpoint now?


No That's not the retarded part and you should probably re-read that sentence as a question not a statement.

3) Who wears sweatpants to a Manhattan club?


Yes this is still retarded. The irony is that whatever justification Plax had for carrying the gun in the first place was just somewhat substantiated by his teammate.

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Re: Oh the Irony

Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:29 pm

I think I get it. The tone and emphasis threw me of. Your tone out-conversationalizes even my own.

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Re: Oh the Irony

Postby fisticuffs » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:30 pm

Yes sorry. In my head the "Who's retarded now?" goes up in pitch dramatically at the end.


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