Chinese men and their penises

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How big is your penis?

Poll ended at Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:54 pm

thimble
1
8%
cuke
4
33%
utility pole
3
25%
utility pole
3
25%
i ain't got no ugly-ass penis
1
8%
 
Total votes: 12

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Chinese men and their penises

Postby supaunknown » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:54 pm

A new study out of Hong Kong claims that Chinese men's penises 'measure up' to world averages. Rhino horn stock has since fallen 20 points in early trading.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20050421/od_nm/life_hongkong_penises_dc

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.

"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."


Glad they're not worried about it anymore. 8)

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Postby Richard S. Russell » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:29 pm

She (disdainfully): Ha! Who do you think you're gonna satisfy with that little thing?

He (smiling): Me! :wink:

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Postby dogmeat » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:18 pm

Ok, assuming the average Chinese penis is comparable to Western wangs, do the Asian porn companies only cast men with smaller tickle sticks to mislead the world?

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Postby supaunknown » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:39 pm

dogmeat wrote:Ok, assuming the average Chinese penis is comparable to Western wangs, do the Asian porn companies only cast men with smaller tickle sticks to mislead the world?

They measured 'em soft. :roll:

Notice how they mention different nations/cultures and their average lengths? No mention in the article of the African averages though. <thwap>

Tickle sticks? Tickle pickles? Everybody just have fun & Wang Chung tonight!

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Postby pjbogart » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:48 pm

supaunknown wrote:They measured 'em soft.


I don't understand this at all. Anyone who has one knows that the damn thing could disappear almost entirely and then have a pretty healthy hang to it all within the space of about 40 seconds. How do you measure your weiner when it's soft? How flaccid is too flaccid? How flaccid is not flaccid enough?

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Postby supaunknown » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:15 pm

pjbogart wrote:
supaunknown wrote:They measured 'em soft.

I don't understand this at all. Anyone who has one knows that the damn thing could disappear almost entirely and then have a pretty healthy hang to it all within the space of about 40 seconds. How do you measure your weiner when it's soft? How flaccid is too flaccid? How flaccid is not flaccid enough?

I picture images of two different 'scientific' measuring room scenarios:

Western men's measurements taken by a blister-handed Mongolian male nurse using a steel ruler in a Sub-Zero freezer.

Chinese men's measurements taken by helpful-handed nymphomaniacs wearing full-blown porno nurse attire in a bus stop bathroom.

Evening the playing field one cock at a time.

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Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:37 pm

Reference quotes:

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
- George, after Rachel saw him naked, in "The Hamptons"

"Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but..."
"But what?"
"Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."
"Oh, you mean... Shrinkage."
"Yes. Significant shrinkage."
"So you feel you were shortchanged."
"Yes. I mean, if she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me."
- George and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
"I'm sure it is."
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage."
- George and Jane, in "The Hamptons"

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Postby Bwis53 » Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:20 pm

It does make me wonder how there got to be so many Chinese....... 8)

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Postby naked pagan » Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:24 pm

supaunknown wrote:They measured 'em soft. :roll:


My g/f response:

"Who the fuck cares about flaccid length?!"

God I love her :)

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Postby pjbogart » Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:31 pm

Hey Pagan, when are you coming home? Make sure you let us know so a foron crew can take you out and we'll all get ripped to the tits supporting the troops.

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Where Seldom Is Heard ...

Postby Richard S. Russell » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:17 pm

The 3 most discouraging words in the English language:

"Is it in?"

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Postby universitylad » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:47 pm

pjbogart wrote:
supaunknown wrote:They measured 'em soft.


I don't understand this at all. Anyone who has one knows that the damn thing could disappear almost entirely and then have a pretty healthy hang to it all within the space of about 40 seconds. How do you measure your weiner when it's soft? How flaccid is too flaccid? How flaccid is not flaccid enough?


A flaccid penis is typically stretched as far as it can go to get the erect meaurement.

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Postby snoqueen » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:45 pm

It takes a topic like Chinese penises to bring back three names who have been gone (and missed) for some time -- pj, pagan, and Russell. Welcome back, alla yas!

Sorry to interrupt. I'll leave now so you can all go back to playing with yourselves.

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Postby donges » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:59 pm

universitylad wrote:A flaccid penis is typically stretched as far as it can go to get the erect meaurement.

OUCH!


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