Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

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Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Phil » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:40 pm

Did anyone get confronted with the naked bike ride this Saturday?

These idiots would be the first to cry foul if a Bible thumper waved their holy book in their faces or an anti-abortion zealot waved a bloodied fetus picture in the public square. But they think it is righteous to surprise families out at the Farmers Market, or strolling down State Street, with their mostly old fat hair bodies and their gross looking schlongs. (And yes, it was almost all old flabby white guys from what I could tell.)

These hairballs riding their bikes is a good example of what most of the rest of the state hates about Madison progressives. That might be mostly unfair. But it is also partial true.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Phil » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:55 pm

I was walking down State Street with my twelve and fifteen year old daughters when the naked bike riders rode by.

My daughters response was "Ewwwehhhhh!!! THAT'S GROSS!!!"

My twelve year old then asked me why they were doing that and I told her "to protest big oil interests and to send the message that the human body is beautiful." She responded, "Well THEIR bodies are not beautiful!"

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Endo Rockstar » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:06 pm

Hey Everybody!

This guy is offended!

-Dan Motor

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Michael Patrick » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:14 pm

Ha ha, made ya look.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby jman111 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:17 pm

Phil wrote:I hope this does not come off as condescending but, man some of you guys are big whiny babies.

Right back atcha, Phil.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby rabble » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:18 pm

I don't like the critical mass rides because they're set up just to piss everyone off. Whether you drive a car, walk, or even if you're trying to get somewhere on your bike, critical mass is set up to fuck up your whole schedule, so that sucks.

The naked bike rides target a much more specific demographic, and for the most part, it's a demographic I like to piss off. So that's good. I like it when Phil gets pissed off because he saw something that wasn't in his way or interfering with him in any way, but he wants it gone because there are taboos against it in certain societal segments.

That's fun.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby scratch » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:26 pm

Phil wrote:I was walking down State Street with my twelve and fifteen year old daughters when the naked bike riders rode by.
My daughters response was "Ewwwehhhhh!!! THAT'S GROSS!!!"


I think Phil is onto something here. We should build our entire society, our entire existences for the glorification of things that do NOT make his twelve and fifteen year old daughters say "Ewwwehhhhh!!! THAT'S GROSS!!!" Whattaya think, Phil? From what I remember of twelve and fifteen year old daughters that'd be a really short list of things that are approved by your daughters and their ilk and a really long (but no doubt totally awesome) list of things that are GROSS and therefore disallowed. Twelve and fifteen year old daughters rule!

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby wack wack » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:28 pm

I read the article this morning; I'm surprised it took a Representative of the Perpetually Offended until 1:40pm to post.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby snoqueen » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:48 pm

They should have it at the same time as Bike to Work week, so it would be Bike to Work Naked.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Peanutbutter » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:55 pm

rabble wrote:I like it when Phil gets pissed off because he saw something that wasn't in his way or interfering with him in any way, but he wants it gone because there are taboos against it in certain societal segments.

That's fun.


Sounds like the same reason some people like to Open Carry while in Culvers.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Remember_Me » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:02 pm

Phil wrote:She responded, "Well THEIR bodies are not beautiful!"


You may want to investigate any puking noises you hear at your house after meal times Phil.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby jman111 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:03 pm

Phil wrote:My daughters response was "Ewwwehhhhh!!! THAT'S GROSS!!!"

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Madcity Expat » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:18 pm

You know... this reminds me of something that's been bothering me for a long time. The old timers at the gym I work out at shave buck naked.

WTF! Some of us would appreciate it if they could put on a damn towel and keep their dicks out of the sink.

It's always the really old guys.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Henry Vilas » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:25 pm

Back in the day (prior to the construction of the UW Natatorium), the pool at the Red Gym had a rule against swimsuits, because the filters clogged too easily. Or so they said.

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Re: Get your schlong OUT of my FACE!

Postby Bwis53 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:30 pm

I think the half dressed folks running around town look worse!


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