All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

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All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby O.J. » Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:36 pm


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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby narcoleptish » Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:44 pm

You think his friends call him B-Poo for short?

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Michael Patrick » Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:53 pm

Shocking that a guy who changed his name to Zopitty Bop or whatever the hell it was is on drugs.

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Walter » Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:00 pm

He is also the author of a guide to law enforcement officers on proper searches entitled: "Ex-Nay on the Wiener Brushing."

An excerpt:

"Q: What is 'wiener brushing'?

A: 'Wiener brushing' is when someone in law enforcement touches a man's genitals while searching a person who has been detained for being suspected or condemned for criminal activity.

Q: In general, does a suspect need to have his penis touched by an arresting officer?

A: NO! A suspect never needs to have his wiener touched by a police officer.

It isn't necessary for a police officer to touch a person's genitals. In situations where a suspect needs to be searched, it is quite possible for the police officer to avoid touching the suspect's genitalia. The genitalia are not threatening in arrest situations and are not contraband. With this, we can recognize the first lesson of Ex-Nay on the Wiener Brushing,

1. A suspect does not need to have his penis touched by an arresting officer."



This is but a part of a four page (counting the title page) treatise on the subject.

While I am reassured and grateful genitalia are not contraband, and disagree they are not threatening every in arrest situation, the question unaddressed by Mr. Bee-Zow Doo-Doo Zipittybopbopbop is what shall I do if the suspect WANTS a police officer to touch his genitalia?

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Wino » Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:12 pm

Would his name survive the GAB recall petition scrutiny ordered by the former Republican state senator, Judge Mac Davis?

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Bwis53 » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:17 pm

I guess he wanted to beat out Dweezle, Moon Unit and Fifty Cent.

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby ilikebeans » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:41 pm

Walter wrote:...the question unaddressed by Mr. Bee-Zow Doo-Doo Zipittybopbopbop is what shall I do if the suspect WANTS a police officer to touch his genitalia?

The usual, of course:

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Lily » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:57 pm

Michael Patrick wrote:Shocking that a guy who changed his name to Zopitty Bop or whatever the hell it was is on drugs.


My thinking exactly. Just the kind of guy we want carrying weapons. Maybe he was too messed up to get Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah spelled correctly. Or maybe he was adding a modern hip-hop theme? Whatever. This guy seriously needs to dry out and get some counseling before he hurts someone or himself.

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Walter » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:33 am

ilikebeans wrote:
Walter wrote:...the question unaddressed by Mr. Bee-Zow Doo-Doo Zipittybopbopbop is what shall I do if the suspect WANTS a police officer to touch his genitalia?

The usual, of course:

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Hey, you still owe me for that photoshoot, by the way. I want that $37.00. IN CASH THIS TIME DEAD BEAT!

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Igor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:30 am

Walter wrote:While I am reassured and grateful genitalia are not contraband


Courtney Love notwithstanding

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby ilikebeans » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:04 am

Walter wrote:Hey, you still owe me for that photoshoot, by the way.

Nice try, Mr. Sly, but I have it on good authority that you're an outie.

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Henry Vilas » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:25 pm

The travails of Mr. Zop is now the third most popular story on yahoo news.

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby jonnygothispen » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:32 pm

The music of Zoppitybop-bop-bop... pre bop: http://greentapes.blogspot.com/2010/06/ ... pe-02.html

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Remember_Me » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:58 pm

So THIS is the other Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop whose mail I've been getting.

Small world.

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Re: All hail Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

Postby Madsci » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:08 pm

Is he related to Popping Zits?


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