Headlines that need some help

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby fennel » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:28 pm

From Reuters:
"Passion for Vodka Kills Russian Men in Their Thousands"

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby bdog » Wed May 07, 2014 6:04 am

From ch3000,

"Roommate: Warning signs were on homicide suspect's Facebook page"

Some on his chest as well:

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Ttusker » Wed May 07, 2014 10:12 am

The Facebook quote attributed to this creep is a nearly direct lift from one of the "Bane" character's lines in the movie "The Dark Knight Rises." I wonder if that's who he fancies himself to be.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby narcoleptish » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:49 am

http://www.wkow.com/story/25818613/2014 ... -and-fleas

I hope the fleas are okay.

Maybe it will be corrected by the time I post this.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby snoqueen » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:39 am

It's fixed now, unfortunately.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby peripat » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:34 pm

This one, unfortunately, is still up

Officers kicked, spit at arresting bat-wielding woman, police say
http://www.channel3000.com/news/officer ... y/26569392

Kicking and spitting at someone wielding a bat seems an odd reaction

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Sandi » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:45 pm

US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany.

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Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools".

The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Gentle Man » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:26 am

Sandi wrote:US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany.

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Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools".

The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."


I guess he wanted bragging rights about being tight even in a huge vagina. Should have gone head first, kid.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Gentle Man » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:29 am

UPDATE: Charges pending for man held in suitcase remains

http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/2-b ... 99641.html

WTF? Why are you charging a man who was held in a suitcase? Excessive baggage charge at the airport?

And why are these pending charges remaining? Remaining from what?

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby jman111 » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:11 am

Man accused of stealing car with man in truck found competent for trial

http://www.channel3000.com/news/man-acc ... l/26878152

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby narcoleptish » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:06 am

http://abcnews.go.com/International/mis ... d=24610455

What actually happens when a missile strikes a plane?


Apparently ABC News believes that their entire audience is in the first grade.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby fennel » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:14 am

narcoleptish wrote:http://abcnews.go.com/International/missile-strikes-plane/story?id=24610455

What actually happens when a missile strikes a plane?


Apparently ABC News believes that their entire audience is in the first grade.
They're competing with Fox, after all.


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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby fennel » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:13 am

Not a headline, but from today's TPM news:
He said he believes the legislation would "go a long way" to mitigating the problem of thousands of Central American countries
seeking refuse in the United States.

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Re: Headlines that need some help

Postby Francis Di Domizio » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:34 am

fennel wrote:Not a headline, but from today's TPM news:
He said he believes the legislation would "go a long way" to mitigating the problem of thousands of Central American countries
seeking refuse in the United States.


Which of the the thousands of Central American countries will we instead be shipping our refuse too?


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