splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-grab

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splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-grab

Postby gozer » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:21 am

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... 9352.story
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 03854.html

some appear to be inert, some appear to have the mentioned substances or structural relatives, and i determined the contents of one package of powder to be predominantly ephedrine and related drugs, possibly extracted from the ephedra plant rather than from purified pharmaceutical supplies of it.

and they all contained things like insoluble fillers, lactose, salt, epsom salt, sodium bicarbonate, calcium chloride; one appeared to have strontium nitrate in small amounts.
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Postby Henry Vilas » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:33 am

You don't seem to have much fear ingesting various drugs. Why don't you sample some and then report back?

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Postby gozer » Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:29 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:You don't seem to have much fear ingesting various drugs. Why don't you sample some and then report back?


even purified 3,4-methylenedioxypyrovalerone was irritating to the nose, not to mention the awful feeling when it starts to wear off. the fillers are downright nasty. not recommended. people who have the stuff will indeed keep re-dosing to keep the crash away, not a very good protocol for taking anything i must say.

a dissenting opinion, from the sound of music:

3',4'-methylenedioxy-α-pyrrolidinopropiophenone
will make me stuffed from a snickers bar for a week
it's my wife
and it's my life
coz a rail on my mirror
leads to a motorway up my nose
then my whanger is like a plugged-up hose...


but people could also be getting completely inert mixtures, or crushed tablets of pseudoephedrine, ephedrine, or other similar things too. that may be better for one's health but a hell of a rip-off too, i would think.

t +70 minutes i feel like shit...time for a visit from miss emma....here we go....zang! bing! holy mother of sweating jesus!
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Re: splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-

Postby indycoyote » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:01 am

Deinstitutionalization is a bitch, ain't it?

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Re: splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-

Postby gozer » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:47 am

indycoyote wrote:Deinstitutionalization is a bitch, ain't it?


isn't that an anagram for "liz and i demoralise gingrich" or something similar?

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Re: splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-

Postby indycoyote » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:40 am

try that rant on the court commissioner at your Chapter 51 hearing;)

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Re: splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-

Postby magic moose » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:26 pm

gozer wrote:isn't that an anagram for "liz and i demoralise gingrich" or something similar?


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Postby Dust Mite Rodeo » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:15 pm

magic moose wrote:National Ionized Tit Suit


Yes! A proposal for that new innovation Obama was talking about!

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Postby npler » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:49 am

New advertising campaigns in the works:
"Calgon: get me off!"
"New Miracle Grow X will make you 50 feet tall!"

Am I correct in my reading of those articles that these products are the advertised item with a little something extra? Miracle Grow, Calgon, what have you would be pretty hard on the body, I would think. Then again I read somewhere about all the crap the Mounties and DEA find mixed into Ecstasy, crank, smack, and blow - talcum powder, ground up glass, quinine, sand, laxatives, Bisquick.....

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Re: splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-

Postby npler » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:56 am

indycoyote wrote:try that rant on the court commissioner at your Chapter 51 hearing;)


Try that strange mixture of venom and non sequiturs on the intake guys & gals when you are being checked into Gitmo :roll:
W
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Re: splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-

Postby indycoyote » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:54 am

face it sockpuppet, you're no Hunter Thompson and your designer drugs are pussy meds. go for the thorazine, please.

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Postby npler » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:01 pm

Hey Mr. or Ms. Reading Comprehension: You're no Glenn Beck, and your conspiracy theories aren't even coherent enough to be entertaining. Please reach for the potassium cyanide.

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Re: splish splash:the strange case of the next coming power-

Postby indycoyote » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:52 pm

potassium cyanide is sooooo San Quentin. Pu-leeeeeze!


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