High School Students Arrested for Food Fight

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High School Students Arrested for Food Fight

Postby Jazznews » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:01 am

5 Portage High School students were arrested for having a food fight at lunch. They were charged with disorderly conduct and given $172 tickets. Story here. They were given a standing ovation when they were led out in handcuffs.

I'm glad the principal at my high school didn't over react like this. We had plenty of food fights in the cafeteria. What else are tater tots for?

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Re: High School Students Arrested for Food Fight

Postby juanton » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:30 am

God damn schools are highschooltentiaries nowadays.

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Re: High School Students Arrested for Food Fight

Postby Marvell » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:54 pm

Jazznews wrote:What else are tater tots for?


That seems like a question for a thread on either:

A.) Religious theory;

-or-

B.) Bizarre sexual techniques.

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Re: High School Students Arrested for Food Fight

Postby Chuck_Schick » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:55 pm

If school officials don't want students fighting with the cafeteria food, perhaps they shouldn't make it lethal to begin with.

I mean, these are the people who invented "seven layer salad" in order to foist a euphemistic week's worth of leftovers on a rightfully suspicious student populace. The fuckers are lucky not to be serving an indefinite sentence at Gitmo.

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Re: High School Students Arrested for Food Fight

Postby snoqueen » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:50 pm

I wonder if that canned peach than slid down the heat vent in my high school cafeteria in 1965 is still there....


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