Dulouz wrote:And whatever you do, don't have fun, unless it is approved by the Capitol Neighborhoods, Inc.
You may have thought that you moved into a student neighborhood, but the pensionistas have taken over. Your grandparents loved Madison in their youth so much that they stayed, but they quit being kids long ago. Now that they have had their fun, they want to make sure that you are "safe" and have a healthy life while keeping it quiet for them. Since they no longer have to work and have sweet government pensions, they have all day and night to make your life a living hell because with the "boomer" generation, its all about them.