State Street Riot

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How to take the trouble out of State Street Holloween?

Poll ended at Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:04 am

Close the Street at 2:30
Curfew at midnight
Let bars stay open all night or until 4 or 5
Total votes: 24

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Postby Pongoid » Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:00 am

See this is why tyrants and despots come to the fore, because idiots can't control themselves.
If I ran the world everyone would behave , be quiet and have a seat!

Oh and all the TV show women I want would be mine and mine alone.
Check out Linda Cardellini on ER tonite.
She has replaced Nurse Abby in my affections.

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Postby Adam Sinclair » Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:40 pm

Pongoid wrote: Oh and all the TV show women I want would be mine and mine alone.
Check out Linda Cardellini on ER tonite.
She has replaced Nurse Abby in my affections.

Ok, fine... just leave Karen Sysco for me!

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Postby Justo1 » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:39 pm

we should invade Minneapolis, declare war on Minnesota and rename St. Paul Waunakee so they take down that stupid sign. :twisted:

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Re: Things to do to avoid more violence

Postby alcobeat » Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:05 am

True Blue wrote:5. Play John Denver very loud at 2 AM. It will make their ears bleed and send them running.

This is about the best solution possible. I'm sure we could add a couple others to that list that would produce the same reaction: Michael Bolton, for one.

Or they could always broadcast something played at that really, really low pitch that makes people crap their slacks (like on South Park). Would people really wanna riot and act like assholes when they've realized they've just filled their pants?

Or the police dept. could get some help from the ol' Dept. of Defense. Think i saw on TV last year something about this nifty slippery foam they have--you shoot it at someone and the goo makes it impossible for 'em to walk...its like the slipperiest stuff known to man. Spray 'em all down with that and watch 'em writhe around on the ground and puke on each other. Then play the Michael Bolton-John Denver mix. Then, shoot 'em with rubbet bullets.

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Re: State Street Riot

Postby bdog » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:38 pm


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Re: State Street Riot

Postby Meade » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:02 pm

Thanks, bdog. I just watched Wisconsin Death Trip for the second time since 2009. James Marsh should make a sequel, early 21st C. "How a Town in Wisconsin Went Mad". Same but different.

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