Tall man sought

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Tall man sought

Postby Shorty » Sat Apr 08, 2017 8:18 am

If you see someone like this, notify the police. Keep very tall men off the street.

http://www.channel3000.com/news/crime/r ... /440151352

"Madison police said they believe the same “very tall” man could be connected to two robberies on the east side...The robber was described at black, 25-30 years old, 6 feet 4 inches to 6 feet 5 inches tall, athletic build, broad shoulders, a protruding brow bone, small eyes, flat haircut and some facial hair. He was wearing a gray sweatshirt and sweatpants."

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby gargantua » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:10 am

But if they were kept off the street, how would we see them to report to police?

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby Bwis53 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:01 am

I like the part about the protruding brow bone and small eyes...

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby Igor » Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:01 am

We tall men face enough discrimination as it is. And 6'5" is not tall.

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby Bwis53 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:02 am

The guy might be a tree top lover.

That's his name; Big, Bad, Leroy Brown...meanest cat in the whole damn town...

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby gargantua » Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:42 am

Bwis53 wrote:The guy might be a tree top lover.

That's his name; Big, Bad, Leroy Brown...meanest cat in the whole damn town...

I just call him Sir.

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby jonnygothispen » Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:39 pm

Bwis53 wrote:The guy might be a tree top lover.

That's his name; Big, Bad, Leroy Brown...meanest cat in the whole damn town...


In the 6th grade, we were tasked with forming a band to mime songs. The 2 winners would then go on tour to the rest of the 6th grade classrooms and do it again. My band played "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown" and Chuck Berry's "Maybellene," but lost to "The Streak" and "Hot Rod Lincoln," LOL!!!

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby Henry Vilas » Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:31 pm

So I take it Shorty, you are not a suspect.

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby Bwis53 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:46 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:So I take it Shorty, you are not a suspect.

Naw, he's probably a white dude...

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby gargantua » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:21 pm

Bwis53 wrote:
Henry Vilas wrote:So I take it Shorty, you are not a suspect.

Naw, he's probably a white dude...

He could still have the protruding brow bone. I can totally believe that.

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby gargantua » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:22 pm

And maybe Shorty is one of those sarcastic nicknames.

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby Shorty » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:12 pm

I meant to put this in town vibe, sorry. Tall, broad shoulders, flat haircut, protruding brow bone and small eyes. Are we looking for Frankenstein?

Igor wrote:6'5" is not tall.

What do you consider tall to start at?

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby Igor » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:24 pm

Shorty wrote:
Igor wrote:6'5" is not tall.

What do you consider tall to start at?


6'7", because I am 6'8".

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby bdog » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:56 pm

Shorty wrote:Tall, broad shoulders, flat haircut, protruding brow bone and small eyes. Are we looking for Frankenstein?

No, Frankenstein was white.

We're looking for Blackenstein.

gimme a break, "Blacula" was a big hit back in the day...

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Re: Tall man sought

Postby jonnygothispen » Sat Apr 08, 2017 8:00 pm

bdog wrote: gimme a break, "Blacula" was a big hit back in the day...


I walked 36 blocks round trip after dark by myself to see "Blacula" at the Eskin Theater in Reichland Center when it came out. It's hilarious that anyone remembers that film!!!

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