I have read these complaints/reports of my latest four citations, and I kid you not, they say things like, "Barwick was seen handing a small stack of songbooks to another participant of the sing along before it began."
I'm really curious about the discussion that had to have taken place at the meeting(s) to come up with this strategy. I'm picturing the kind of board they set up in the squad room in any movie detailing the structure of a criminal organization.
"We'll call this guy 'The Conductor' or 'The Book Man.' He's the head of the operation, the mastermind. We take him out, the whole gang crumbles."