Exactly how many Mommies do you have?
Well, obviously, one fewer than I had yesterday, thank you very much.
As bdog alluded, she gives me nothing but birdseed. And after all I do for her with my... um... (what part of my body were you referring to again? when you said she didn't marry me for my, uh, brains?)
Can you say "Hello, Divorce Lawyer"?