I have been cruising the audience on People's Court.
I have never seen so many cute people that will never fuck me all in one place except State Street.
I get so angry when the Plaintiff moves too far to his right and I lose track of that beautiful mahogany Zulu princess sitting behind him.
I hate when I lose sight of the golden skateboarder in his first year of law school when the camera follows the Defendant to the traffic simulation board.
Sometimes even the litigants are hot.
I hope beyond hope for a nice aerial shot as they enter the courtroom so I can examine the state of their buttocks.
And Judge Milian can pound my gavel anytime.
How can cultural elitists like ourselves put TV in the Culture category? Well, where the hell else is it going to fit?
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