New Reality Television Shows

How can cultural elitists like ourselves put TV in the Culture category? Well, where the hell else is it going to fit?
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Postby MadMind » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:03 pm

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HeyZeus wrote:From what I've read, the only thing The Pickup Artist is doing is whipping more bad pickup lines into our lexicon.

One thing that annoys me is how they are taught to force an opener. Every one of the guys fabricated some lame ass story to open.

"Did you guys see the fight outside that happened like 20 minutes ago?"
Dumbest f**kin' line ever. What if the girls were actually outside twenty minutes ago and failed to see "the fight" that they fabricated? And is mentioning a fight really conveying the right mood you want to open with?

One thing I was surprised about is that the mentors never made mention of the fact that every student referred to women as "guys".

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Postby HeyZeus » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:08 am

I pretty much figured Kosmo would take the thing. Though, according to Wiki, he's not a computer guy, but an actor.

RE: Rock of Love - I'd still like Jess to win, but I'm sure the stripper will end up winning.

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Postby MadMind » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:23 pm

HeyZeus wrote:RE: Rock of Love - I'd still like Jess to win, but I'm sure the stripper will end up winning.

Why would you want Jess to win? She may be the better person, but Bret doesn't deserve someone as young, cute, and innocent as her.
The remaining stripper is at least closer to Bret's age (and lifestyle).

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Postby HeyZeus » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:58 am

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HeyZeus wrote:RE: Rock of Love - I'd still like Jess to win, but I'm sure the stripper will end up winning.

Why would you want Jess to win? She may be the better person, but Bret doesn't deserve someone as young, cute, and innocent as her.
The remaining stripper is at least closer to Bret's age (and lifestyle).


Good points, he doesn't deserve her, but on Chelsea Lately, Bret said, he's not looking for a wife, he's just looking for a girl to date. This is contrived reality after all.

I'd pick Jess, but I'm sure Bret will take the 33yo stripper. That's like 43yo in normal girl years. :P

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Postby HeyZeus » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:59 pm

I finally got to watch the finale of Rock of Love.

When did the kick Heather off and replace her with Anna Nicole Smith?!? What a skank.

And she went out like a trooper. Classy!

I like Jess. I'd like her even more if she did Playboy.

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Postby MadMind » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:43 am

HeyZeus wrote:I'm sure Bret will take the 33yo stripper. That's like 43yo in normal girl years. :P

No kidding. I honestly thought she was closer to 43 than 33, or at least somewhere inbetween the two.

HeyZeus wrote:I like Jess. I'd like her even more if she did Playboy.

I dunno, did you see her in a swimsuit? Thin as a rail, not much of a figure.

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Postby HeyZeus » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:27 pm

MadMind wrote:I dunno, did you see her in a swimsuit? Thin as a rail, not much of a figure.


Dude, I'm into that.

I'd like Jess to stay in the shape she's in now. If you saw her mom in the "Meet the Parents" episode, you know what I mean.

A boob job would be a complete waste on that girl.

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Postby MadMind » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:48 pm

What's the deal with Dr. Steve-O airing 11/10C on USA?

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Postby MadMind » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:17 pm

MadMind wrote:What's the deal with Dr. Steve-O airing 11/10C on USA?

Nevermind, the show sucks!

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Postby MadMind » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:45 am

HeyZeus wrote:Has anyone caught "The Pick Up Artist" on VH1?

Is that the key to becoming a "playa?" Black nail polish, eyeliner, clothes from Hot Topic and a fuzzy hat.

Great. I'll also change my name to z-dog.

The Pick-Up Artist is coming back for a second season!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pick-u ... (TV_series)#Season_2
"Mystery" said something in the promo that just made me crack up. He tells the new cast something along the lines of; "You'll learn things so important, that you'll want to teach your sons."

Also coming back for another season is Celebrity Rehab with an all new cast, except for Jeff Conaway who is coming back for more!
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Re: New Reality Television Shows

Postby MadMind » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:58 pm

In regards to The Pick-Up Artist - If I'm ever in a bar/club and I hear a guy say to a girl, "Nobody puts baby in a corner", I'm going to turn around and bitch-slap him. Because that opener is so gay that it doesn't deserve a full-on man punch.
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Re: New Reality Television Shows

Postby MadMind » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:09 pm

Chicks from VH1's reality shows who have done porn;

Jennifer Toof aka "Toastee" from Flavor Of Love & I Love Money has a sex tape.

Brandi Cunningham aka "Brandi C." (porn name is Brittany Burke)
started doing porn after Rock Of Love/post-implants. It's ashame, I'm not a fan of bolt-ons, I would've preferred to see her pre-implants.

Brandi Mahon aka "Brandi M." (porn name is Pamela/Purely Pamela) had her own site (purelypamela.com) and has at least one set with Amateur Facials where you can see her with a face-full of man-goo.

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Re: New Reality Television Shows

Postby MadMind » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:17 am

Now it turns out that Audrina Patridge (that stupid/stupid-looking lanky brunette) from The Hills had posed nude when she was 18 and the pics are all over the internet.
She's so genuinely air-headed that it's almost endearing. Although her body leaves something to be desired. Too tall & lanky. And if her boobs aren't fake - they are fake looking (if that makes sense).

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Re: New Reality Television Shows

Postby MadMind » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:50 am

Anyone see the first episode of Rock of Love Bus?
The ladies have gone downhill. A literal busload of bolt-ons.
Marcia, an exotic natural-breasted babe, made the grade. But she's f@$kin' annoying and kissing Bret after she puked? That even grossed me out!
Gia, sans the implants and tattoos, did have a really cute face. And she got kicked off at the end of the first show? C'mon man, that girl was good for ratings.

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Re: New Reality Television Shows

Postby towanda » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:01 pm

The only "reality" shows I watch are "Survivorman" (now cancelled), "Dirty Jobs," "Animal Cops," and "The Dog Whisperer." I can feel my IQ fall if I try to watch any of the other ones.


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