New Recruits/Motorz/Goat Radio/Arkoffs Fri. 12/16 High Noon

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Who will be the drunkest band?

The New Recruits
9
47%
The Motorz
2
11%
Goat Radio
0
No votes
The Arkoffs
8
42%
 
Total votes: 19

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Postby Endo Rockstar » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:18 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:We gon' fuck y'all UP!

I've been giving myself bourbon enemas for weeks just to build up a tolerance.

Wait ... I've said too much ...


p.s. Here's how one of Shinky's farts might be represented in a comic book:

PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTT!!!!



does anyone else smell that?

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Postby lonesomejohnny » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:16 pm

I hope cathy has put up the chickenwire stagecrasher guard.

I will be capping off this event with the 200 meter frogger stumble on the way home.

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Postby Kyle Motor » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:07 am

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Postby Endo Rockstar » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:36 pm

slow day at work Kyle?

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:04 pm

That's fawesome.

What, did you buy the Lichtenstein clip-art kit?

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Postby Endo Rockstar » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:16 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote:That's fawesome.

What, did you buy the Lichtenstein clip-art kit?


Surely stole it fair and square, but I'm sure ol' Roy will be knocking down our door next week demanding his royalites be paid in vintage romance pulp.....so I'll need shabow, kyle's dad's collection of penthouse from '79-'84, a squeegee, and a bucket....and maybe a whip for shits and giggles. com'ere schabow!

D. Motor

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Postby minicat » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:32 pm

hey, you crackers need to vote for someone other than arkoffs to be drunkest. I have parents coming, so that means ... uh ... well, that it'll probably be a bit later this year that I'm so drunk.

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Postby Kyle Motor » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:47 pm

First off, I'm actually pretty busy at work this week, I made it at home.

Secondly, I'm merely using the same clip-art kit that Lichtenstein used. Except he could draw, I have to use a spooty computer.

Thirdly, RUN SCHABOW, RUN AWAY FROM DAN!

Finally, since when is LBS all about booze? I keep reading things about all the drinking that will occur at this show, but not much about the great rock'n'roll going on. Of course, we are all fantastic drinkers, that's a given. It used to be about the music.

We're all skipping the "incredibly humungoid giant star" phase and going straight to the "carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet" phase.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:51 pm

Kyle Motor wrote:It used to be about the music.

Heck, I can still remember when it used to be about the children.

Won't anyone please rock and roll for the children!?!

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Postby Kyle Motor » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:53 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Heck, I can still remember when it used to be about the children.

Won't anyone please rock and roll for the children!?!


Hell no. Ungrateful little bastards.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:03 pm

Kyle Motor wrote:
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Won't anyone please rock and roll for the children!?!


Hell no. Ungrateful little bastards.


Fair enough.
How 'bout just bashing them in the head with a mic stand or guitar neck, then?

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Postby minicat » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:20 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:
Kyle Motor wrote:
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Won't anyone please rock and roll for the children!?!


Hell no. Ungrateful little bastards.


Fair enough.
How 'bout just bashing them in the head with a mic stand or guitar neck, then?


Then show the frets.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:24 pm

minicat wrote:
Then show the frets.

I think we all know who will have the last frets showing.

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Postby Velveeta » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:51 pm

Aunt Goodness?

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Postby Schabow » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:46 pm

Kyle Motor wrote:


It (Last Band Standing) used to be about the music.



Yeah, "Last Band Standing" has gotten SO commercialized.


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