If jingoism had a flavor what do you think it would be?

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If jingoism had a flavor what do you think it would be?

Postby Mad Howler » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:55 am

What should patriotism taste like? And what would be that, familiar but elusive, aroma wafting of this pot of "civicism"?

These are questions for which we should demand answers!
Any thoughts?

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Re: If jingoism had a flavor what do you think it would be?

Postby narcoleptish » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:14 am

There are times when patriotism tastes like a perfect non-genetically altered watermelon. Sweet and refreshing, like a perfect summer day in your mouth.

And there are times when it's more like grandma's meatloaf. It doesn't taste quite right but you know you probably have to eat it.

Smells like napalm in the morning.


You weren't talking about football, were you?

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Re: If jingoism had a flavor what do you think it would be?

Postby gargantua » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:45 am

Like an underdone meat patty marinated in the stench found in the bowels (heh) of the Carnival cruise ship Triumph.

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Re: If jingoism had a flavor what do you think it would be?

Postby wack wack » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:55 am

if it tastes how it usually looks, "unshowered ass" is my guess.

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Re: If jingoism had a flavor what do you think it would be?

Postby peripat » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:06 pm

Slightly metallic


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