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WHOSE LINE IS IT?

Postby blunt » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:45 pm

After serving a billion people, servers start getting into a groove (some might say a rut) and wield habitual (but hopefully clever) lines.

At Husnus:
"Everything still tasting okay?"

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Re: WHOSE LINE IS IT?

Postby white_rabbit » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:05 pm

blunt wrote:After serving a billion people, servers start getting into a groove (some might say a rut) and wield habitual (but hopefully clever) lines.


I walk into McDonalds to order my guilty favorite breakfast.

ME: "I'll have the number 2 breakfast value meal, medium soda to go"

ROBOT WORKER: "That'll be $4.25. Is that here or to go?"

ME: "to go"

It happens everytime.

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Re: WHOSE LINE IS IT?

Postby blunt » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:40 pm

white_rabbit wrote:
blunt wrote:After serving a billion people, servers start getting into a groove (some might say a rut) and wield habitual (but hopefully clever) lines.


I walk into McDonalds to order my guilty favorite breakfast.

ME: "I'll have the number 2 breakfast value meal, medium soda to go"

ROBOT WORKER: "That'll be $4.25. Is that here or to go?"

ME: "to go"

It happens everytime.


Do Not Upset The Routine!
Give your order.
Wait untl they ask if it's for here to go.
Move to the side.
Or: NO MORE McFOOD FOR YOU!!!
DO NOT give the employee NICKLES OR pennies to help facilitate even change!
THEM: "That's 1.52, please."
ME: "Here's 2.02."
THEM: "..........................Manager up front!"

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Re: WHOSE LINE IS IT?

Postby fennel » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:38 pm

blunt wrote:At Husnus:
"Everything still tasting okay?"

The implied message is "This is an experiment and we don't know what to expect. ... Do you feel any pain or discomfort?"

(Not Husnus, of course. They rock -- though very slowly.)

So the appropriate response when a waiter asks if everything is ok: "Why do you ask?"

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Re: WHOSE LINE IS IT?

Postby Nick Berigan » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:41 pm

fennel wrote:
blunt wrote:At Husnus:
"Everything still tasting okay?"

The implied message is "This is an experiment and we don't know what to expect. ... Do you feel any pain or discomfort?"

(Not Husnus, of course. They rock -- though very slowly.)

So the appropriate response when a waiter asks if everything is ok: "Why do you ask?"


ok, good. then how about...
"Did you find everything you were looking for?"

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Postby Bwis53 » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:07 am

I'm amazed, that my customers are amazed, when I say some very old fashioned things like: Good Morning! Or: We strive for perfection! My favorite, so far, was getting attention, by addressing two fellows as gentlemen. I made the sale.

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Re: WHOSE LINE IS IT?

Postby blunt » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:28 pm

Nick Berigan wrote:
fennel wrote:
blunt wrote:At Husnus:
"Everything still tasting okay?"

The implied message is "This is an experiment and we don't know what to expect. ... Do you feel any pain or discomfort?"

(Not Husnus, of course. They rock -- though very slowly.)

So the appropriate response when a waiter asks if everything is ok: "Why do you ask?"


ok, good. then how about...
"Did you find everything you were looking for?"


One waitress at Shamrock gets right to the point:
"Was it edible?"

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Postby Wino » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:00 pm

Years ago at Bev's:

waitress: how is everything?
wife: my sausage patty is raw in the middle!
waitress: but do you like it?


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