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Postby Anthony » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:41 pm

Ducatista wrote:Now every ad makes me think "I wonder if that's that fucking Veeder's ad."

Two syllables in Veeder... two syllables in Lauer... both end in -er... coincidence?


I'm kind of suspicious of Liz myself. She looks like a friend of Ellen, but real estate peeps can be cunningly politically covert.

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Postby Shipley » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:43 pm

Unless Veeder is the one leaving those chuckle worthy "diversions" ads in the classifieds...

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Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:44 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:And anyway, Alaska is the largest state.

Yeah. She's 80 miles from the Red Menace.

Of course, Obama could argue that he is the spawn of Reds and, to this day, counts many as his closest friends and advisors.

So I guess it's a draw.

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Postby Anthony » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:46 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Yeah. She's 80 miles from the Red Menace.



But, but, but...I thought Putin was a shrub-bud?

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Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:50 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Yeah. She's 80 miles from the Red Menace.

Hate to be pedantic, but Little Diomede Island off the west coast of Alaska is only 2.5 miles from Russia's Big Diomede Island.

Must be the school teacher in me.

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Postby Shipley » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:54 pm

Ned might be referring to the gov's mansion in Juneau, which is further inland.

Of course, one country's barely livable frozen hell next to another's barely livable frozen hell isn't exactly what I'd call "the front lines"

Unless we're talking about The Cold War, which in this context suddenly makes more sense.

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Postby nevermore » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:05 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:
TheBookPolice wrote:And anyway, Alaska is the largest state.

Yeah. She's 80 miles from the Red Menace.

She's pretty close to Canada as well. In Republican circles these days, that makes her a health care specialist.

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Postby Dulouz » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:21 pm

nevermore wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:
TheBookPolice wrote:And anyway, Alaska is the largest state.

Yeah. She's 80 miles from the Red Menace.

She's pretty close to Canada as well. In Republican circles these days, that makes her a health care specialist.


I guess this is "progess". The outgoing GOP clan wanted to take us back to 1897, this group only wants to go back to 1959. . . . maybe by the time Genna Bush runs, the party will be up to the 1990's.

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Postby narcoleptish » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:06 am

Knock knock

Excuse me, is this after-school disciplinary meeting still going on?

It's a beautiful night out. You kids really should get some fresh air.

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Postby narcoleptish » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:25 am

TheBookPolice wrote: Oh, and as someone who knows M. Schick, I'll personally vouch for his complete silence on this board,


Unlike many of you, I have gone several days, even weeks, at a time without thinking about Chuck. However I'd bet against ya.

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Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:28 am

At 12:06, narcoleptish wrote:Knock knock

Excuse me, is this after-school disciplinary meeting still going on?

It's a beautiful night out. You kids really should get some fresh air.


At 12:25, narcoleptish wrote:(something else)

Sure, narco. Above it all, an all that.

Oh, and I've got no earthly clue what Chuck's up to. I'm just staking myself to the position that he's taking retirement seriously.

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Postby narcoleptish » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:44 am

TheBookPolice wrote: Sure, narco. Above it all, an all that..


No, I'm not above much. It's just that sometimes there are threads that have the potential to be really interesting and they just die immediately. But let someone start yet another effing bike thread, and it's flies on shit all week. Take for example my "Explore Wisconsin" thread. (which you added to and thank you) I was hoping for a few pages of tips on interesting, unknown, and maybe unique places to go in our own state, but it sits there with 13 replies. 13 good replies mind you, but still......And then this crap grows to six pages in two days. Fer chrissakes veeder, put him on ignore or learn to craft a sharp comeback!

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Postby Marvell » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:03 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:
TheBookPolice wrote:And anyway, Alaska is the largest state.

Yeah. She's 80 miles from the Red Menace.

Of course, Obama could argue that he is the spawn of Reds and, to this day, counts many as his closest friends and advisors.


He could if he wanted to be a liar or a gibberingly insane right-wing nutball.

But then, I repeat myself.

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Postby Janet Spank » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:08 pm

Lets thread jack this thread yet again.

New subject:

Homosexual midgets and the porn stars who service them.

Discuss.

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Postby O.J. » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:15 pm

There's nary a soul that wants to start a discussion with you, Pulsewidth Spankulation.


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