TheBookPolice wrote:For fuck's sake. I take it all back. Better? I un-publish the review. Everyone pretend you never saw it. In fact, clear your cache, give away your computer, and start over from scratch.
It's a style. It's my style. Would you rather I assumed that all you people are morons who won't notice that all I'm talking about is jalapeno fucking poppers? Or would you rather I tried to make an admittedly thin review into something at least mildly entertaining, if not the most informative?
TDP had the full right to say "Thanks, Kyle, but this review is crap. We're not publishing it. We appreciate the effort, maybe next time."
Hey The (B)ook Police, criticism is inevitable. You did a good job with the task at hand.