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Postby Marvell » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:40 am

Contact me now regarding an exciting gustatory offer.

gcurrieg AT hotmail DOT com

Operators are standing by...

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Postby jjoyce » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:38 am

Solicitation of prostitution is prohibited on this Forum.

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Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:41 am

Marvell wrote:gustatory

Isn't that the same as excretory?

Sick dude. Sick.

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Postby lordofthecockrings » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:24 am

Ned Flanders wrote:
Marvell wrote:gustatory

Isn't that the same as excretory?
Only on your body, worm.

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Postby pulsewidth modulation » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:27 am

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Postby Ducatista » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:09 pm

jjoyce wrote:Solicitation of prostitution is prohibited on this Forum.

Dude, I totally give it away for free.

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Postby jjoyce » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:07 pm

Ducatista wrote:Dude, I totally give it away for free.


I was talking about Marv. He's the one taking out the ad.

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Postby Marvell » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:30 pm

I also give it away free.

Lonely? Desperate? Possessing a quorum of your original teeth/limbs? Give me a call - you might just get lucky!

Although some might dispute how lucky you would actually be getting...

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Postby Ducatista » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:32 pm

Wait... is Marvell the solicitor, or the hooker? Or is the hooker the solicitor? I never did understand how that works.

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Postby Marvell » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:35 pm

Ducatista wrote:Wait... is Marvell the solicitor, or the hooker? Or is the hooker the solicitor? I never did understand how that works.


I'm the ho-licitator.

Sing it with me one time:

"Holicitate good times -
Come on!
(It's a holicitation)..."

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Postby Ducatista » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:40 pm

Marvell wrote:I'm the ho-licitator.


No, you're the Giant Rat Bastard for putting that song in my head.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:55 pm

Ducatista wrote:
Marvell wrote:I'm the ho-licitator.


No, you're the Giant Rat Bastard for putting that song in my head.


Here -- this'll clear that right outta there:

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world


You're welcome.

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Postby Ducatista » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:18 pm

Why you gotta be so mean?

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Postby jjoyce » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:25 pm

Solicitor = hooker, right?

If you're soliciting, you're selling is what I always thought.

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Postby minicat » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:57 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:
Ducatista wrote:
Marvell wrote:I'm the ho-licitator.


No, you're the Giant Rat Bastard for putting that song in my head.


Here -- this'll clear that right outta there:


It's a small world after all

ad nauseating


You're welcome.


sugar
aah honey honey
you are my candy girl
and you got me wantin you


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