Much foron love for the monkey

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Why love a monkey? Let me count the ways...

Those cute little hats they have sometimes.
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63%
Four words - "Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp"
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Well, they're not lampreys now, are they? I mean, those things are FOUL.
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They remind me of me, before The Man's world crushed my spirit.
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"Ahhh! Chilled monkey brains!!!"
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Total votes: 8

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Much foron love for the monkey

Postby Marvell » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:45 pm

Monkey love is strong in foron land today.

Why?

I guess everyone loves a monkey!

Except 'you would never guess.' That fucker hates monkeys - he hates 'em more than Michael Moore and Roger Moore combined!

And everyone hates Roger Moore. James Bond my ass.

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Re: Much foron love for the monkey

Postby pulsewidth modulation » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:50 pm

Marvell wrote:Monkey love is strong in foron land today.

Why?

I guess everyone loves a monkey!


That can't be true. No one loves you and your shit slinging.

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Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:06 pm

Awww, look at Mister Friendly. And he wonders why people gang up on him when he complains about other people being trolls.

Douche.

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And the cute little vest that goes with it...

Postby Marvell » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:21 pm

Oh, don't worry about pulse.

He's just jealous about the little hat.

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Postby DedeTate » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:24 pm

Hats! Or really, any kind of outfit.

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Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:26 pm

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Re: Much foron love for the monkey

Postby buckyor » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:43 pm

Marvell wrote:And everyone hates Roger Moore. James Bond my ass.


You can't talk about Roger Moore like that. Roger Moore is a Saint:

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Postby white_rabbit » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:48 pm

When I read the title of the thread "ALWAYS ask if it's ok to pet someone else's monkey", I thought it was an advice thread to leaders of Young Republican groups with legal troubles who have a hankering for sleeping college boys.

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Re: Much foron love for the monkey

Postby fennel » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:55 pm

Marvell wrote:And everyone hates Roger Moore. James Bond my ass.


Hmm. Is that "James, Bond my ass!" or rather "James Bond, my ass!"?

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Re: Much foron love for the monkey

Postby Marvell » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:07 am

fennel wrote:Is that "James, Bond my ass!" or rather "James Bond, my ass!"?


Since my ass is already fully bonded and licensed, I'm not really at liberty to comment on this.

But the latter sounds more like a formal introduction:

"My ass, meet James Bond. James Bond, my ass."

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Re: Much foron love for the monkey

Postby mrak » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:10 am

Marvell wrote:"My ass, meet James Bond. James Bond, my ass."

Hmm... perhaps that should be, "Ass. My ass."

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Postby supaunknown » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:27 am

"it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times ... why you stupid monkey!"

Roger Moore: blurst Bond ever.


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