How Will Schick Exit TDPF?

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How will Schick Exit TDPF?

Play "Don't Stop Believing" on Jukebox. Cut to Black
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43%
Sweep up Spotlight, Tug Ear
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14%
Wake up in Bed, Tell Emily it Was a Dream. Fondle her.
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29%
Wheeled out in Soiled Underwear Screaming "You Kids Get off My Property!"
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14%
 
Total votes: 7

Ned Flanders
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How Will Schick Exit TDPF?

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:53 pm

Since Schick's lame, plagiarized post on his "retirement" is going nowhere, I thought I'd give the 'ol bedwetter a little help. Vote early and often!

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Re: How Will Schick Exit TDPF?

Postby Marvell » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:56 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Schick's lame, plagiarized post


Proving that 'intellectual property' is yet another concept Ned doesn't really understand.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:00 pm

I'll tell you the same thing I told Chuck:
Fuck off.

What do I win?

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Postby white_rabbit » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:10 pm

How will Chuck exit TDPF?


...hhmmm...

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Postby Marvell » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:14 pm

white_rabbit wrote:How will Chuck exit TDPF?


...hhmmm...

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So he's going from 'Fats' to 'Slim?'

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Please, Please, Please

Postby Bwis53 » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:48 pm

None of the above.

Exit will be like James Brown, complete with cape, to the tune of "Please,Please,Please!"

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Re: Please, Please, Please

Postby BobArctor » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:03 pm

Bwis53 wrote:None of the above.

Exit will be like James Brown, complete with cape, to the tune of "Please,Please,Please!"

... with strands of Ned's major arteries dangling from his incisors.

One can dream.

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Re: Please, Please, Please

Postby Frank Booth » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:56 pm

Bwis53 wrote:None of the above.

Exit will be like James Brown, complete with cape, to the tune of "Please,Please,Please!"


Does he get his own statue then?
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Postby doppel » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:09 pm

How is chuckie going to GO AWAY. None too soon, and with his lonely brain cell still knowing, that it alone, knows it all. Like the advice of the the old TV nightly sign-off sermonette, its finally time for chuckie to "Be still and know". Work REAL hard on the "be still" part, please. Here let me sugar coat it for you, chuckie, please, please, just go the fuck away, with sugar on it, please.

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Postby harrissimo » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:49 am

Chucky ain't going nowhere

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:04 am

doppel wrote:How is chuckie going to GO AWAY. None too soon, and with his lonely brain cell still knowing, that it alone, knows it all.

Never have I claimed to know everything about anything, little prick. What I do know, perhaps better than anyone else who posts here, is when a particular "contributor" is so full of shit it's reeking up the joint. I have a finely tuned ear for words and sentences strung together out the ass, and this place is a fucking goldmine. Now run along, Junior.

Chucky ain't going nowhere

Watch me, you whiny little bitch.

Two weeks, you limp-lobed lame-os. Better get your weak-ass jabs in now.

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Postby Peanutbutter » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:51 pm

I don't know how he will leave, but I can guess what he will be wearing.


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Postby Chuck_Schick » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:17 am

Whatever, Ralph.

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Postby SombreroFallout » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:22 pm

Schick will exit seconds ahead of the blind man he sold a rats asshole to as a wedding ring.

Why do you ask?


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