Fuck all y'all ... or Schick announces his retirement

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Postby Ed Breakfast » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:53 am

narcoleptish=Sheppy

As some of you may recall, I asserted this at Mickey's months ago. Now what do I win?

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Postby greentomato » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:41 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote:... no self-respecting intelligent soul in this day and age would describe himself as a "punk rocker" unless he wanted to get laughed out of the motherfucking basement.


My entry:
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Chuck Schick: Self-respecting. Intelligent soul. Dorothy Parker's wet dream. Cuddly bear.

That, and the first 239 words from "The Feminine Mystique" by ole' Betty F.
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Oh, and, when I win, feel free to donate the "Good and Evil" black-and-white graphic novel version of the Bible-part of my prize to a Catholic orphanage or something. I'm only really coveting that very educational pamphlet entitled "Pornography - Road to Hell".

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:16 am

greentomato wrote:Dorothy Parker's wet dream.

"Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't too hungry."

Maybe I should award the prize to the first person who can identify that quote, since it appears y'all really suck at this damning criticism business.

No Googling.

p.s. Bluethedog can blowthedog.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:17 am

Chuck_Schick wrote: ... y'all really suck at this damning criticism business.

Uh...
Fuck. You.

Where's my prize?

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Postby minicat » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:27 am

Hey Ayn Rand, spontaneously combust already.

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Postby Oprah » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:40 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:
greentomato wrote:Dorothy Parker's wet dream.

"Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't too hungry."

Maybe I should award the prize to the first person who can identify that quote, since it appears y'all really suck at this damning criticism business.

No Googling.

p.s. Bluethedog can blowthedog.


Uh, how the fuck are you going to police the No Googling rule?

p.s. Chuck_Schick can suck_dick.

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:47 am

minicat wrote:Hey Ayn Rand, spontaneously combust already.

Was that aimed at me?

Ouch ...

We may just have a winner. I may even consider waiving the other 244 word requirement.

p.s. Oprah's a hoot.

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Postby Henry Vilas » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:50 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:
minicat wrote:Hey Ayn Rand, spontaneously combust already.

Was that aimed at me?

Ouch ...

I thought pulsewidth modulation was Ayn Rand.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:52 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:We may just have a winner.
That's right, and it's me.
Quick fucking around and give me my goddamn prize NOW!

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Postby minicat » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:01 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:
minicat wrote:Hey Ayn Rand, spontaneously combust already.

Was that aimed at me?


I thought it was insulting enough on its own to not need 244 more words.

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Postby Frank Booth » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:29 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:
minicat wrote:Hey Ayn Rand, spontaneously combust already.

Was that aimed at me?

Ouch ...


Are you saying that this is not your new career path?

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Postby jhain » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:39 pm

You'll still be at myspace, right Chuck?

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:05 pm

I've written better insults with an Etch-A-Sketch.

"I get the car!"

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Postby minicat » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:57 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote:I've written better insults with an Etch-A-Sketch.

"I get the car!"


Oh, it's one of these contests where you declare yourself the winner. Thanks, Bush Administration.

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Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:09 pm

Schick, are you stickin' around for the weekend or is tomorrow your last day?


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