Fuck all y'all ... or Schick announces his retirement

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Postby harrissimo » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:35 am

whatever

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Postby tibor » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:26 am

There once was a poster named Shick
Who some thought was a total dick
What they didn't understand
Was that it was all planned
'Course, they weren't particularly quick

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Postby pjbogart » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:32 pm

Ok, I'll give it a go...

Oderick to Chuck Schick, the artful pillorist

There once was a foron named Chuck
Whose mouth was as big as a truck
He frothed and he foamed
From work and from home
But never gave much of a fuck

The scourge of a moron named Ned
Who had tumbling rocks in his head
A jester annointed
The forons all pointed
And said that's why you shouldn't eat lead

I guess we've had some hard words, Chuck, but I'll certainly miss your creative lambastings.

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Postby GenieU » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:12 pm

Schick's schtick was to come on like gangbusters and fight fire with fire. More often than not the logic was spot on but other times he came across like a left of center Joe McCarthy.

I concur that there are days when you can almost see the figurative tumbleweeds blowing across the screen. Perhaps the forum has "matured" but it sure suffers from lack of passion, involvment-and even worse: too much agreement...

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Postby thebookpolice » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:14 pm

GenieU wrote:I concur that there are days when you can almost see the figurative tumbleweeds blowing across the screen. Perhaps the forum has "matured" but it sure suffers from lack of passion, involvment-and even worse: too much agreement...


+1

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:43 pm

All I can say is y'all would appear to have a pretty tenuous grip on the definition of "invective." What's with all the plaudits? I didn't ask for that shit!

Then again, you're saving me the trouble of dreaming up a grand prize for this facacta contest.

Losers.

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Postby meowzamusic » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:49 pm

There once was a bassman named Fats
Who got drunk as a skunk on warm Blatz
Said the bassman "You see
It's the fault of Shink-y
It can't be the Knob or the hats"

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Postby jammybastard » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:51 pm

Like it or not your the voice of the establishment Chuck.
You have been for a long time.
The more outrageous you are the more people like you.

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:54 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote:Then again, you're saving me the trouble of dreaming up a grand prize for this facacta contest.

Losers.

Fuck you.

I get the grand prize.

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Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:56 pm

I'm deeply flattered that Schick has chosen to imitate the "Ned 5K" contest to represent a lasting homage to himself here.

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:07 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:I'm deeply flattered that Schick has chosen to imitate the "Ned 5K" contest ...

The What-K Who Now?

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Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:35 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:I'm deeply flattered that Schick has chosen to imitate the "Ned 5K" contest ...

The What-K Who Now?

Don't play dumb Judy:
http://www.thedailypage.com/forum/viewt ... ned#161519

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Postby meowzamusic » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:41 pm

"I got your grand prize right here!"

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Postby Bwis53 » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:40 pm

You know, this means, Sheppy is going to try to take your place.

This bar is going to be so much duller without you.

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Postby narcoleptish » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:42 am

So you're putting the forum on valtrex and sparing us the daily infection that is your opinion. Well well mister blister, pardon me whilst I stifle a yawn
shed a croc tear
crack into a smile
and buy Ned a beer

So what was the cause
for this twist in the plot
for this wonderful sneeze
and ejection of snot

My question is this
are you leaving en masse
with all of the forons
that reside in your ass

Oh, enough with the rhymes , fuck you, eat shit, switch jobs and die you tulip growing sally. Take your take on everything and take it down the road, fuckrag. And no posting vicariously through that parasitic twin growin outta your gut. Must be nice not paying any late fees at the library. Fuck you. I'll pass you on the right any time I fucking please ya fucking jamoke. And stay away from the taqueria on Park too. That place ain't big enough for both of us and I don't need you addling the mole, you four flushing sack of stink. Bitch. I don't care if you always spell everything right, you still suck. Sit on it. And spin. Dink!


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