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Postby thebookpolice » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:36 pm

monsterface wrote:I tend to get shattered. Then I get to shout with my best pseudo-British rock star voice, "Shattered!" Lots.

When I'm feeling less than appropriate, I'd might also use the adjective "wet."

Lastly, my favorite...


I got loaded! (on a bottle of gin/whiskey/wine...)


No offense intended, but I may start using your Forum name as a substitute for "shitfaced."

"I'm going out on Friday night, and I fully plan to come home monsterfaced."

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Postby monsterface » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:14 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:"I'm going out on Friday night, and I fully plan to come home monsterfaced."


If you do indeed say this, may I please make one request? To punctuate the statement, insert the classic "Eeeeee..." noise along with the eye-bulge and the neck tie/collar loosening gesture that my hero Rodney Dangerfield made so famous.

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Postby thebookpolice » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:29 pm

monsterface wrote:
TheBookPolice wrote:"I'm going out on Friday night, and I fully plan to come home monsterfaced."


If you do indeed say this, may I please make one request? To punctuate the statement, insert the classic "Eeeeee..." noise along with the eye-bulge and the neck tie/collar loosening gesture that my hero Rodney Dangerfield made so famous.


Done, and done.

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Postby jt smack » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:06 pm

Buttfaced is pretty fun to say. Or buttwasted.

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Postby Hank_Venison » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:35 am

My dad used to say

Jolly Well Blotto!

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Postby waylan » Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:01 pm

I like getting plastered myself.

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Postby Stomach » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:32 am

Schlitzfaced.

I like it even though I've probably never gotten drunk on Schlitz.

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Postby Learned » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:36 am

Lautenschlagered.

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Postby cattyr » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:50 pm

Learned wrote:Lautenschlagered.

A mighty groan, in a good way!

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Postby ms4denmark » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:24 pm

I use so many interchangeably. I've found that saying the word longer works as a good indication for how drunk one is. "He's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted" or "I'm plaaaaaaaaastered".

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Postby Rosemary » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:27 pm

Oooh ooh! Friend of mine used the word "schnabbled" this weekend. I love it!

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Postby square » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:57 pm

i've heard this way too much, mostly from people under 23. i have no idea where it came from, but since its pretty widespread (as in, from cali to coastie) i'm curious what kid on mtv said it first, but when describing an upcoming evening or a past evening, one would use the term "shitshow." i find it annoying.

what i like?
der-unk

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Postby Lynne » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:42 pm

I British woman I knew frequently used the word trollied (trolley-ed? Not sure how to spell that).

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Postby Stomach » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:41 pm

With apologies to the ladies:

Big tits, as in, "Man, I had my BIG tits on last night".

I'm not sure I really understand it, but I think it sounds better coming from a man.

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Postby blunt » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:02 am

Goddam, last night I was eating burgers off the floor with Hasselhoff!


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