monsterface wrote:I tend to get shattered. Then I get to shout with my best pseudo-British rock star voice, "Shattered!" Lots.
When I'm feeling less than appropriate, I'd might also use the adjective "wet."
Lastly, my favorite...
I got loaded! (on a bottle of gin/whiskey/wine...)
No offense intended, but I may start using your Forum name as a substitute for "shitfaced."
"I'm going out on Friday night, and I fully plan to come home monsterfaced."