Bartender, what's this fly doing in my drink?

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Bartender, what's this fly doing in my drink?

The backstroke.
6
19%
Quiet, or everyone else will want one too!
5
16%
About six knots.
8
26%
Diving for the remains of a relative missing from the brewery.
1
3%
Getting really fucking wasted!
11
35%
 
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Chuck_Schick
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Bartender, what's this fly doing in my drink?

Postby Chuck_Schick » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:46 am

One of my favorite moments at the rail was when someone bought me a yard of beer at the Essen Haus for my birthday. Apparently, it's a bitch to clean those things, because mine came with a house-fly chaser.

So I go up to the bartender and spring this question on him, and he becomes all sheepish and apologetic, which is all well and good, but what I really wanted was a snide punchline to my query. After all, who knows when I might next have the chance to set this one up?

So what should his response have been?

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Postby white_rabbit » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:01 am

How 'bout, "That's extra"

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fly in brew

Postby CandyKitsch » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:44 pm

or "Don't worry sir, he won't drink much."

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Postby jennywho » Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:58 pm

that extra protein boost is on the house!

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Postby blunt » Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:27 am

Oop, sorry sir. Let me zip up.

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Postby jetpak » Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:10 am

"oops, sorry, that drink was meant for the guy who didnt tip me"

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Postby Darthcrank » Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:27 pm

"It was supposed to be a worm, but he matured a bit too fast on us..."

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Postby snoqueen » Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:29 pm

A gentleman dining at Crewe
Found quite a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
and wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too."

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Postby cattyr » Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:09 pm

snoqueen, remember when we played the game on the old Forum where we had to make the next post from the letters of the last word in the previous post? You made that "tiny haiku." You don't still have that do you? I really wish I would have saved that thread.

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Re: Bartender, what's this fly doing in my drink?

Postby white_rabbit » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:57 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote:
So what should his response have been?


My only guess is that it must have been a suicide, because not even a fly would want to drink the cheap swill you're guzzling.

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Postby blunt » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:24 pm

What's this fly doing in my drink?

The backstroke.


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