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by Ducatista
Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:34 pm
Forum: National Politics & Government
Topic: Why Doesn't Trump Shut Down Russian Uranium Mine?
Replies: 48
Views: 1264

Re: Why Doesn't Trump Shut Down Russian Uranium Mine?

Instead, more kill the commies pablum for the easily distracted. You may now return to your daily 5 minutes of H8 war pron fest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDGWxEdf6Q Finding our favorite self-plagiarist's source material is kinda fun. We've got a post on this forum from May... ...another 'sh...
by Ducatista
Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:02 am
Forum: Movies
Topic: Hedy Lamarr Bombshell
Replies: 9
Views: 190

Re: Hedy Lamarr Bombshell

She sued Mel over that, did you know?
by Ducatista
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:57 am
Forum: Headlines
Topic: Charlie Rose: Put Away Your Hose
Replies: 25
Views: 388

Re: Charlie Rose: Put Away Your Hose

Another lib goes down . . . Christ, dude, you really need to stop celebrating sexual harassment as some kind of victory for your team. A-fucking-men, brother. It's as creepy and sick as I've always assumed you are with the ladies. As pathetic and annoying as I find Ned's baby talk and slavish devot...
by Ducatista
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:35 am
Forum: Movies
Topic: Hedy Lamarr Bombshell
Replies: 9
Views: 190

Hedy Lamarr Bombshell

No, she didn't grope her production assistant. She invented and patented frequency hopping, a communications technology that could've helped us in WWII had the Navy not been so skeptical of a chick invention, and did pave the way for our wireless world. A request for all you dudes posting indignantl...
by Ducatista
Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:14 pm
Forum: Technology & Video Games
Topic: Black Friday, Cyber Monday
Replies: 8
Views: 445

Re: Black Friday, Cyber Monday

How did you get by all this time without a muddler? As if! We had two: an inexpensive toothed beechwood muddler from W-S, and a super-cheapo (like, liquor brand cheapo) smooth muddler of indeterminate softwood. We've ditched the cheapo and replaced it with the lovely cherry muddler we got at the fa...
by Ducatista
Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:45 pm
Forum: Cooking & Food issues
Topic: Ready for Thanksgiving?
Replies: 6
Views: 168

Re: Ready for Thanksgiving?

penquin wrote:Freely admit to being totally biased, but it was goooooood!!

Sounds lovely. Well done!
by Ducatista
Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:01 pm
Forum: Local Politics & Government
Topic: Dane Dems Holiday Party
Replies: 5
Views: 278

Re: Dane Dems Holiday Party

Shorty wrote:Pocan dressed as Santa?

Considering he underwent triple bypass surgery a couple weeks ago, I doubt it. He'd make a great Baby Jesus in a nativity parody, though. Which they're planning to have, of course, right after they set fire to an Advent wreath and dance naked around the Festivus Pole.
by Ducatista
Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:26 am
Forum: Technology & Video Games
Topic: Black Friday, Cyber Monday
Replies: 8
Views: 445

Re: Black Friday, Cyber Monday

If it helps, Shorty, I got a jump on Crass Consumerism at the MMOCA Holiday Crap Fair. A hostess gift for my sister, plus several for ourselves: a muddler, two pairs of earrings, and a felted-wool-stone trivet from The Sheepish Ewe. Doesn't really fit our look, so it may turn into a gift, but it's s...
by Ducatista
Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:25 am
Forum: Technology & Video Games
Topic: Black Friday, Cyber Monday
Replies: 8
Views: 445

Re: Black Friday, Cyber Monday

I love-love-LOVE Black Friday. After a late lunch we drive into Sayner (Pop. 200-some) to shop. My sister and I usually each get the same ornament at Traditions gift shop, and more often than not I get a piece of jewelry at GreenWeavers boutique. If we time it right, we head back to the cabin at dus...
by Ducatista
Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:27 am
Forum: Headlines
Topic: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!
Replies: 95
Views: 1618

Re: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!

Fox News reports: Democrats call for Franken ethics probe . Franken welcomed the investigation and says he will "gladly cooperate." Doesn't fit Ned's (how would Ned say that when posting in playground mode, d'you think? Neddie's? Nedly's?) narrative, but then, reality often doesn't. Our ri...
by Ducatista
Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:17 pm
Forum: Travel
Topic: Locked Up Abroad
Replies: 14
Views: 1093

Re: Locked Up Abroad

†Incomplete data due to war — chilling.
by Ducatista
Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:13 pm
Forum: Headlines
Topic: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!
Replies: 95
Views: 1618

Re: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!

I'm never sure if Ned's lens is so grimed up that he BELIEVES crap like his shucking and jiving line, or if he sees things clearly and busts out those lines knowing they're horseshit, just to provoke.

The latter, I think? Or maybe a little of both? Either way: blech.
by Ducatista
Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:40 pm
Forum: Headlines
Topic: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!
Replies: 95
Views: 1618

Re: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!

I'm expecting other senators demand he resign within the hour. Why'd you edit to add that second line, Ned? ^^^ Much pithier the way you originally posted. Anyhoo, Alabama's favorite pedophile sure hopes they do. HUGE bonus points to your bro Moore for his podium graphic at today's press conference...
by Ducatista
Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:04 pm
Forum: Headlines
Topic: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!
Replies: 95
Views: 1618

Re: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!

Top story on the NPR top-of-the-hour newsbreak: Al groping Tweeden. Those hypocritical lefties! Er... never mind.
by Ducatista
Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:54 am
Forum: Headlines
Topic: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!
Replies: 95
Views: 1618

Re: Al Franken: Step Right Up! It's Your Turn!

As New York magazine reported in 1995... Our resident gopher is being disingenuous. Despite his pissy persona here on TDPF, he has exhibited a sense of humor at times, and I'll bet he has some idea of how comedy works. He knows that the Standard's 5-year-old retread of a 22-year-old story refers to...

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